crystalreeds:

soobiedoo:

I think this just confirms that all “Beliebers” are fucking a class psychotic. They started the trend #cutforbieber because of Justin Bieber smoking weed. WHO DOESN’T WHEN THEY’RE 18 YEARS OLD.

I am so appalled. This pushed the limits for me. I don’t even know what to say to these people anymore.

are. you. kidding.

jedi-jessica:

Met Tyler Posey today on the set of Teen Wolf. He’s incredibly sweet and he’s talked to us for a while and he agreed to say hello to my best friend since she wasn’t with us. Thanks, Tyler! It was fun today!

Goodbye Colton. 

ColtonLHaynes: #happybirthdayholland (x)

How to eat pussy effectively

mrchristianbale:

christophernolans:

smutfu:

1. Don’t give a shit about pubic hair. Everyone grows it. If she’s showered you’re not going to be swallowing hairs. You might get one stuck in your teeth though. Don’t sweat it, this is hilarious post-sex.
2. Dental dams are nice, so are condoms cut and unrolled to be makeshift dental dams. Safe sex yadda yadda.
3. Go slow. Don’t just dive in there. Tease as much as you can stand it. Kiss her tummy and thighs, nuzzle the crease where her groin meets thigh so she can feel it moving her labia majora. For a lot of women orgasms are more about the buildup. Better buildup = better orgasm. Indirect stimulation is hot as fuck.
4. Tease the labia minora with your tongue - suck on the skin, kiss like you would her mouth - and don’t be afraid to slip it into her vaginal opening. Running your tongue along the opening is a huge tease. Do it. Circle it. Don’t linger here for too long though. 
5. Once you’ve teased for a while the general rule is mouth on the clit, finger in the pussy. Get your lips wrapped around her clit and suck on it gently while your finger plays with her opening. As you start to increase the stimulation on her clit - I do this with rhythmic movements of my tongue combined with motions of my head to increase the pressure - slide your finger inside of her. You can crook it upwards a little and hunt for her g-spot if you like but that can be a bust so unless you find it fast just stick with what you’re doing.
6. Finger-fucking shouldn’t be rough. It’s mostly to give her muscles something to clench on and move against as you work her clit. If she’s fluttering around your finger and not squeezing super hard slip another finger inside so she has something to grip. Don’t force more than two in unless she asks for it or you’re familiar with how much she likes/can take. Direct stimulation on the clit can cause some really tight squeezing that can make more than a couple fingers pretty uncomfortable no matter how big a dick or dildo she usually uses.
7. Don’t change your pace randomly. Lemme say it again: DON’T CHANGE YOUR PACE RANDOMLY. It will drop her back five steps on the path to orgasm. The idea is to start relatively slow and light, then pick it up consistently. 
8. When she starts to come (hips pulling up, vaginal muscles clamping/squeezing on your fingers, shortness of breath) don’t let up. Keep your pace the same, perhaps adding a little extra pressure with the movements of your head. This will give her a super intense orgasm. 
9. If you’re confused about what she likes or doesn’t like you can always ask her.
10. And obviously if something just isn’t working, don’t sweat it and back off.
11. If you get a little drenched, congrats, you just made her squirt. Some people find it gross but I find it incredibly fucking hot.

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